…also, never try to say MOTHER FUCKER with a full mouth…
— Salman Haqqi
I can’t decide if I want to fuck him or shower him. Maybe both? Two birds, one stone?
— Michelle Huynh
I swear to God, if you guys get me a male stripper for my birthday, I will barf all over his dick!!!
— Michelle Huynh
I think I should just join Campus Crusade. Maybe THOSE boys won’t try to get in my pants on the first date.
— Kaley Hill
Me: You're so gay.
An Vo: I wonder what kind of eyeliner Adam Lambert wears.
Me: ...
Oh yeah, I’m also hiding in my room because I didn’t know how to use the dishwasher, and I put dishwashing soap in it, and it overflowed with hella bubbles and shit, just like in a movie. …p.s. This is the second time this has happened, but the only time there were no witnesses.
— An Vo
Sometimes when people talk too much, I wish I were deaf.
— Shelly Huynh
Hey did you check out your beard yet? It’s pretty long now. I checked mine out a couple days ago. I like it.
— Kaley Hill
